just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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