I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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