Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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