Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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