do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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