You work out of a Hotel?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
