there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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