I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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