Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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