No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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