nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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