what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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