How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
they need to just BURY HIM!
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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