the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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