Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Four minutes until I can fart!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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