imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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