i permit you to call me
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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