Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
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