wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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