Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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