Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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