you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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