If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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