just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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