i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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