What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
