try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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