Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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