how can u be prego again
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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