Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I had to cum in my sink.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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