I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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