did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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