hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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