Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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