sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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