better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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