when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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