i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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