I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Randomize
