Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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