it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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