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(415): View more from California

How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome

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(615): View more from Tennessee

everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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(785): View more from Kansas

First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.

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(519): View more from Ontario

wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant

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(301): View more from Maryland

He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.

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(516): View more from New York

Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.

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(310): View more from California

This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life

(562): View more from California

Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares

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(941): View more from Florida

BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition

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