i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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