im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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