Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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