I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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