love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
