Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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