Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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