Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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