Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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