: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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