There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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