Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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