We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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