I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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