went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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