I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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