so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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